Dog Stabber.

I was in Audrey’s prep class today, showing them the double bass. Audrey was playing a leading role in procedings up at the front with me, constantly stepping forward with information of all kinds, without necessarily paying close attention to the truth.

I was explaining that the string family is like our family – with 4 children, from the smallest (Audrey, the violin) to the largest (Paige – double bass). Audrey leaped in with:

Audrey: We have Eric [much loved ex pooch], too!”
Me: No, Eric died, remember?
Audrey: Yes, Erics legs stopped working, so Daddy stabbed him.

I got the strangest look from Shae, Audrey’s teacher! Even after I told her that Eric had been euthenased by a vet, she didn’t look 100 percent convinced!

I dont want much.

Fiona: so I ask Audrey, aside from a puppy what would you like for your birthday? And she says “my own GPS and my own iPad and my own computer”

Lucinda weighs in on Fairies

Lucinda believes in fairies, and wants to know if YOU do, too. She says “Fairies call adults ‘clumsies’ because they make them dead by not believing. She says every five minutes, a fairy dies because a grownup does not believe in them.

Lucinda in Love

Lucinda is in love with Daniel.

“He kisses me like his job is to kiss me. He kisses me like his work is to kiss me.”

2012 update” Lucinda wants me to point out that she no longer loves Daniel.