“Daddy, I love you good as a circle, cos a circle never ends.
Lucinda Strikes Again
The family’s master neologist has a new term for y’all..
“Show-off-Tell”.
You know, when you have to stand up at school or kinder and “Show and Tell” …
Lucinda. She always leaves the English language in better shape than when she found it.
Poisonous Flower Drill.
Last night we had a fire drill here at Tasma (yeah I know, paranoid) – teaching the kids to get down low and crawl to the front door, and go out to the letterbox if there was a fire. When we finished, Lucinda (4) said “That’s for fire, right? What about the BATS? What about the POISONOUS FLOWERS?”.
We just hadnt covered enough bases for our Lucinda.
Ethan made up a joke.
Q: What is a cow’s favourite food?
A: Moo-sli bars.
Sounds like a good deal to me.
Lucinda: Here, I’ll brush your nose, then we go on holidays for FIVE days!
First Death- metal ballad: Death comes with a pocket-knife
Image via WikipediaEthan has written songs before, but tonight brought the first Death – metal opus:
death, death, death,
he stabbed with a pocketknife for nothing,
for nothing, blood, blood blood
for nothing,
death death death
He sang it in the kitchen, then sang it happily while accompanying himself on the drums.
Missing for Longer than we Thought
We were down at the local playground this weekend,and Lucinda was out of my sight for a couple of minutes. I could see Ethan, though, so I called, “Ethan, where is Lucinda?”
He answered: “Oh, she died in the 1850’s” !
Lucinda teaches us another word
Hairpoo: Goopy stuff for washing your hair Noun
Thanks, Darlin.
Word of the Day (from Lucinda)
Dontasaur: Dinosaur
Lucinda the Girly Girl (for now)
These are all real quotes.
“My bum looks BIG in these jeans.” (looks in mirror)
“I am irritated with you when you leave the toilet seat up”
” I CANNOT find anything to wear (staring into wardrobe stuffed to bursting with clothes).”
