Q: What is a cow’s favourite food?
A: Moo-sli bars.
Ethan at Bedtime
“dad, I love you more than the universe, and all the past, and all the future.
Sounds like a good deal to me.
Lucinda: Here, I’ll brush your nose, then we go on holidays for FIVE days!
SPROING
Audrey comes clean
Everything broke at the same time.
In the last three weeks, all our important machines broke.
- the double bass has a hole in it
- my ipod drowned while I was riding in a freak storm.
- the dishwasher broke
- the FRAME on my bike snapped (my transport to work)
- the washing machine broke
- the bass preamp blew up and is in the shop
- the car got a flat.
All the computers are partly broken. This one has a paddle pop stick in its CD drive.
Audrey x 8
Dude!
