Lucinda: I had a bad dream last night and I came to you for a cuddle. It was about a bossy mushroom, and Audrey was as big as you, and she could run fast.
infestation.
An endless cycle of nits & lice … each of the kids in turn, and around again …
Annoucement from Ethan: God is Dead
In case you were wondering, God is Dead.
Ethan: God is Dead.
Uncle Graeme: “Why do you say that?
Ethan: God is a spirit, right?
Uncle Graeme: Yes.
Ethan: Well, spirits are what are left after you die. Right?
Uncle Graeme: Well, yes .. but ..
Ethan: And, the Devil RULES. I mean, he’s got Zombies, Evil spirits, Vampires, Demons, Devils … What’s God got?
Uncle Graeme: well ..
Ethan: Angels. What are they like? They are like dolls, with wings. Baby Dolls. So, who will win?
Uncle Graeme: (weeps quietly)
She’s off into the world on her own two feet, now
Audrey walked tonight, for the very first time. She waited until the household was together, then just started giving it a burl. Bang. First time. 4 steps. Its one hour later now, and she’s still walking all over the place, experimenting with it: turns, step-ups, fast, slow.
A beautiful friendship
Newsflash: Audrey stands on her own two feet
Ethan made up a joke.
Q: What is a cow’s favourite food?
A: Moo-sli bars.
Ethan at Bedtime
“dad, I love you more than the universe, and all the past, and all the future.
Sounds like a good deal to me.
Lucinda: Here, I’ll brush your nose, then we go on holidays for FIVE days!












