Bad Dream

Lucinda: I had a bad dream last night and I came to you for a cuddle. It was about a bossy mushroom, and Audrey was as big as you, and she could run fast.

Zemanta Pixie

Annoucement from Ethan: God is Dead

In case you were wondering, God is Dead.
Ethan: God is Dead.
Uncle Graeme: “Why do you say that?
Ethan: God is a spirit, right?
Uncle Graeme: Yes.
Ethan: Well, spirits are what are left after you die. Right?
Uncle Graeme: Well, yes .. but ..
Ethan: And, the Devil RULES. I mean, he’s got Zombies, Evil spirits, Vampires, Demons, Devils … What’s God got?
Uncle Graeme: well ..
Ethan: Angels. What are they like? They are like dolls, with wings. Baby Dolls. So, who will win?
Uncle Graeme: (weeps quietly)